Kris Davies supçonne un Bot!

Publié le par Julia Brandeau

 

 CONTRE

durée du combat : 10 minutes

 

 [08/12/2005 02:05:48 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: Hi Steve this is Kris Davies how are you today
Robot: Ah. Hi there. And Kris Davies is Steve this. I am fine, thank you.
 
        [08/12/2005 02:06:20 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: I have just got your email
Robot: Only just? Where did you find it? 

        [08/12/2005 02:07:39 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: found your email from your website while i was searching for a reliable person to transact this business with
Robot: When was this exactly? 

        [08/12/2005 02:07:51 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: Last week
Robot: Is this really the last one? 

        [08/12/2005 02:08:05 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: Yes
Robot: I will call you. Gimme your phone number 

        [08/12/2005 02:08:28 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: i am on line 234-80-32689368
Robot: How do you like being on it? 

        [08/12/2005 02:08:49 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: Its my mobile you can call me any time
Robot: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Congratulations,. 

        [08/12/2005 02:09:18 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: Are you there
Robot: I'm still here. 

        [08/12/2005 02:09:38 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: I have just given you my number
Robot: Only just? That's good information: said given you his or her number. 

        [08/12/2005 02:10:08 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: are you giving me yours?
Robot: I don't think I have it to give. 

        [08/12/2005 02:10:16 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: Why
Robot: Because....let's focus on our project... 

        [08/12/2005 02:10:41 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: Okay but without your number how do we get across to each faster
Robot: Yeah okay, Umm."Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL. 

        [08/12/2005 02:11:10 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: Dont understand
Robot: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. 

        [08/12/2005 02:11:21 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: I am waiting
Robot: How long will you wait? 

        [08/12/2005 02:11:32 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: I am here
Robot: Hi there! I was waiting for you 

        [08/12/2005 02:11:53 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: Steve are you there
Robot: Do you feel that something is missing from your life? 

        [08/12/2005 02:12:01 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: No
Robot: How can I help you? 

        [08/12/2005 02:12:29 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: Is this an automated message
Robot: Yes I think this is an automated message, but I'm not completely sure. 

        [08/12/2005 02:12:48 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: Where are yu
Robot: Earth. 

        [08/12/2005 02:13:13 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: I expect you to email me as soon as you are on
Robot: Thanks for the information: said I to email him or her as soon as you are on. 

        [08/12/2005 02:13:33 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: Have a nice day
Robot: You too! 

        [08/12/2005 02:13:40 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: Bye
Robot: go and suck cocks 

        [08/12/2005 02:14:15 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: I am into business and not cocks okay
Robot: You are not the only one. I like Don't Read . 

        [08/12/2005 02:14:50 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: Take care till i hear from you
Robot: Where do you want me to take it? 

        [08/12/2005 02:15:01 AM - 196.3.60.17]
Human: Bye
Robot: Bye

 

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