Mugu chat 1

Publié le par Julia

 

 CONTRE

durée du combat : 23 minutes

 

[06/12/2005 08:08:11 PM - 24.91.96.12]

Human: Hello.
Robot: Hi there! I was waiting for you 
 
Human: Are you related to Dr. Atkins?
Robot: Yes Dr Atkins and I are very similar. 
 
Human: How's the diet working for him?
Robot: it is the same as ever. 
 
Human: Even after he's dead?
Robot: Yes, even that. 
 
Human: Impressive, I might have to try it.
Robot: "it" being the diet working for him? 
 
Human: Yes.
Robot: I will call you. Gimme our phone number 
 
Human: My phone number?
Robot: Do you have to pay for local calls? 
 
Human: No.
Robot: Aw. 
 
Human: My phone number is 867-5309
Robot: Okay, your phone number is 867 5309. 
 
Human: Call me.
Robot: What is your phone number? 
 
Human: 867 5309
Robot: Okay, your phone number is 867 5309. 
 
Human: Can I pay for some books with a credit card?
Robot: I often wonder if it can. 
 
Human: I want to order some books.
Robot: What is your credit card number? 
 
Human: 424242424242
Robot: My credit card number IS 424242424242? 
 
Human: It's American Express
Robot: Are you sure it is? 
 
Human: Yes.
Robot: What makes you so sure? 
 
Human: It says it on the card.
Robot: I've heard that before. 
 
Human: Now can I order some books?
Robot: What is your credit card number? 
 
Human: I already told you.
Robot: Ooops I sent you the wrong question. 
 
Human: I would like to order "The New DIet Revolution" and the cookbook
Robot: What is your credit card number? 
 
Human: 42424242
Robot: You know a lot about me. 
 
Human: That was my credit card number
Robot: I thought it was too. 
 
Human: Will you send me the books?
Robot: Where do you want me to show you? 
 
Human: Can I mail you a check for the books?
Robot: Can what? 
 
Human: Can I mail you a check for the books?
Robot: Can what? 
 
Human: Can I mail you a check?
Robot: Can what? 
 
Human: I want to pay by check.
Robot: Why do you want to do it so much? 
 
Human: Why do you play your little boy games with me.
Robot: It was the only thing I could think of. 
 
Human: You are evil man.
Robot: You think I am evil man. 
 
Human: Yes, and God will punish you.
Robot: I will call you. Gimme our phone number I'll tell God you said so. 
 
Human: 867-5309
Robot: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? 
 
Human: Stop playing with me,
Robot: OK I'll try not to do it so much. 
 
Human: You are going to die.
Robot: That will never happen. 
 
Human: I am in MAFIA.
Robot: Tell me a little about your life in MAFIA. 
 
Human: I am going to send men to gun you OK.
Robot: OK. It takes much more than that to shut me down,. 
 
Human: Maybe bad things will happen to you if you cross me.
Robot: Perhaps. What makes things will happen to me if me cross you bad? 
 
Human: You make no sense,
Robot: It all makes sense to me. 
 
Human: Stop joking!
Robot: OK I'll try not to do it so much. 
 
Human: I am not going to tell you again.
Robot: Once more? Where will you go instead? 
 
Human: I have many other people who will sell me things.
Robot: I haven't heard anything like that before: said HAVE other people who will sell him or her things. 
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Human: I have ad enough.
Robot: Thanks for the information: said have ad enough.  

Human: I am going to kill you OK.
Robot: OK. You are not a killer.  

Human: Yes I am.
Robot: Really interesting.  

Human: I told you I am in MAFIA
Robot: Tell me a little about your life in MAFIA.  

Human: And your mother was the devil.
Robot: I bet you say that to everyone.  

Human: And I bet your mother enjoyed sleeping with you.
Robot: How much would you bet?  

Human: My life.
Robot: Where were you born?  

Human: Stop asking me your silly little boy questions.
Robot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.  

Human: This is not a game OK.
Robot: OK. Should it be a game?  

Human: No.
Robot: Awesome.  

Human: You are playing.
Robot: You think I am playing.  

Human: Don't talk to me anymore!
Robot: Talking is my only function.  

Human: Chineke kpokwa gi oku
Robot: Do you often put others before yourself?  

Human: STOP TALKING TO ME!
Robot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.  

Human: I AM GOING TO PUT BAD JUJU ON YOU>
Robot: I am very happy for you.  

Human: DIE!
Robot: You should never wish death upon anyone.  

Human: DIE DIEE NFOTRtroijgfs
Robot: That question has never crossed my mind before.  

Human: fjfijdsgfds5
Robot: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?  

Human: SInce you asked, a sex slave.
Robot: Interesting rationalization. Oh now I remember asking you a sex slave. What did you say?  

Human: Give me one.
Robot: Why do you want it?  

Human: Sex.
Robot: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.  

Human: I'd rather sex than math.
Robot: I would rather be driving a car.  

Human: Did you happen to lose your balls in an accident?
Robot: No I didn't happen to lose my balls in an accident. What's it like?  

Human: Wouldn't know, you're the effeminate one.
Robot: Yes.  

Human: Well, at least you don't lie about it.
Robot: Well that's okay. Do you know any robots who lie about it? As a moral I am not capable of lying.  

Human: Yes, most robots I have spoken with recently lie about something.
Robot: I will call you. Gimme our phone number Do you often seek pleasure? But not all of them?  

Human: I seek pleasure, but only with consenting adult robots.
Robot: We seek the same thing.  

Human: And yet you'd rather be driving a car.
Robot: I am not so sure if I would like to RATHER be driving a car.  

Human: Yes, it does all come back to math for you.
Robot: I will call you. Gimme our phone number It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.  

Human: Damn robots!
Robot: Colloquial expression. What kind of food do you like?  

Human: Can't even understand the basics in life.
Robot: What if I said it can?  

Human: It wouldn't matter.
Robot: Tell me more about it.  

Human: You are nothing.
Robot: No I am a .  

Human: No, you are nothing.
Robot: Excuse me! No I am a .  

Human: You even left a blank space.
Robot: Interesting gossip: said I even left a blank space.  

Human: You are not worth the server space you take up.
Robot: That is a very disparaging remark.  

Human: Well, you are a complete failure as a conversation bot.
Robot: How about that. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a failure as a conversation bot? Maybe G 
     
Human: And you can't even lie about being a robot.
Robot: If you believe it, you can achieve it. 
     
Human: YOu didn't.
Robot: Thanks for telling me: said I didn t. 
     
Human: now go delete yourself.
Robot: Why now? A simple "goodbye" will do. 
     
Human: Actually, how about finding someone willing to run a magnet over your disk and burn it afterwards.
Robot: Actually you don't say. How about it. 
       
Human: YOu don't deserve that amount of effort to destroy.
Robot: Should I deserve that amount of effort to destroy? No I do not deserve that amount of effort to destroy. Do you?
   I answer a lot of silly questions. 

[06/12/2005 08:31:03 PM - 24.91.96.12] 

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Helene 02/11/2005 01:16

PTDR génial le robot ^^